For the love of wisteria

Blue Sapphire - a classic blue sinenis wisteria

Blue Sapphire – a classic blue sinenis wisteria

I am feeling the love for wisterias. This love does not last 52 weeks of the year, but when they are in flower, you would have to be lacking in all romance not to admire them. This week it is Blue Sapphire that is looking its very best. White Silk and Amethyst are just opening, to be followed by Snow Showers and Pink Ice. Even the very names are romantic and evocative.

If you have your wisteria beautifully trained and tied in across your verandah (best with an equally romantic looking old villa or cottage) where its long racemes of fragrant flowers festoon down, so much the better. All you need is the rocking chair with calico cushions to complete the picture. I don’t go there, because I know that in the 49 weeks of the year when it is not flowering, that plant is going to take on triffid-like characteristics and try to split the spouting and drive a wedge between the roof and the ceiling. The oh-so-lovely blue wisteria on the side of our house was eradicated years ago. I was too much of a novice to understand why Mark’s father took it out when it looked so beautiful in flower, but now I understand just how quickly a wayward tendril can leap into a gap in the roof tiles, thicken, harden and bingo, you have a broken tile before you’ve even noticed it got away on you.

One growing season is all it takes. Believe me. I have had the lovely Snow Showers split the plastic spouting immediately outside my office window and I prune thoroughly every year. By autumn, one stem had driven such a wedge between the spouting and the building that something had to give.

Snow Showers - a floribunda selection on our bridge

Snow Showers – a floribunda selection on our bridge

Growing wisteria takes a bit of work. You need to prune them and to train them and picking a suitable location is important. Currently we grow a couple over a wooden bridge (and they have made an attempt to split the bridge timbers), three up strings on a brick wall where they can do no harm beyond leaping into nearby trees if not supervised closely and the aforementioned one up a wooden wall out my office window. I have two waiting to be planted out and they will be going on freestanding metal frames which will support a canopy over time. A bit of forethought can save a lot of trouble later. Wisterias are not something you can plant and leave. I was once told that the largest plant in the world is a wisteria which has layered and leapt its way along 5km somewhere in China. I have no idea if it deserves the title of the largest plant, but I have little doubt that such a one exists.

There are two main groups of wisterias, the Chinese ones (“sinensis” which just means from China) and the Japanese ones (floribunda). The Chinese ones usually have finer leaves and they flower on bare wood before the spring foliage appears. As a relatively random piece of information, the Chinese ones twine anti clockwise whereas the Japanese ones twine clockwise.

Wisteria White Silk

Wisteria White Silk

The floribunda wisterias flower as the new foliage appears but to compensate, they tend to have much longer racemes of flowers. Some can be 50cm or more and, as the plant gains maturity, the flowers just get better. White Silk (or Shiro Kapitan) is an exception with its short, fat racemes but it makes up in flower size and heavy fragrance what it lacks in festooning capacity. There are also North American species and I have yet to discover whether they twine clockwise or anti clockwise. The ones most commonly available on the market here originate from China and Japan. The flowers resemble pea and bean flowers and indeed wisterias are members of the legume family.

The trunks of these vines are borer fodder supreme. If you look at an old wisteria, you are almost certain to find extensive borer damage. They battle on remarkably well for quite a long time, but left untreated, sooner or later sections will die and snap out. It pays not to put all your trust in one central leader or even a central plait of three leaders. Sooner or later, the borer are likely to take them out so you want to be training the occasional replacement through as well.

Whenever you spot a borer hole or borer sawdust, treat it. Either cut it out or pump the hole full of insecticide (fly spray seems to work) or light oil such as a cooking oil. I favour CRC because the spray cans come with those handy little tubes for poking down the hole.

If you are willing to put the work into managing your wisteria, they will reward you in a most gratifying manner.

Wisteria Amethyst

Wisteria Amethyst

Help! My wisteria won’t flower.
1) Check for borer infestation and make sure the plant is still alive.
2) The sparrows may have disbudded it. Sometimes they develop a taste for the buds but you should see freshly damaged debris lying below.
3) The plant has been pruned incorrectly in winter. If you cut it back to a stump every year, you are cutting off all the flowering spurs. Sort out the main stems and then prune back all the side canes to three or four buds out from the main framework. That is where the flowers develop from.
4) You have bought a seedling instead of a named variety. Replace it.
5) You have a grafted plant and the root stock has taken over. We much prefer cutting grown wisteria so this problem does not arise. If you can identify what is root stock, remove it to allow the grafted variety to grow without competition. These days, most plants are cutting grown.

First published in the Waikato Times and reprinted here with their permission.

Plant Collector: Rhodohypoxis

Pretty little rhodohypoxis - Ruth (white), Susan (pink), Albrighton (dark)

Pretty little rhodohypoxis – Ruth (white), Susan (pink), Albrighton (dark)

As the peak time for spring bulbs passes over, the South African rhodohypoxis come into their own. These are cracker little plants, forming a colourful carpet in well drained, sunny conditions. They are also great in wide, shallow bowls or underplanting shrubs in containers, as illustrated. Their fresh growth is triggered by autumn rains and they have a long flowering season from mid spring into early summer, as long as they don’t dry out. The foliage is short and grassy and hangs around unobtrusively until autumn when the plant goes dormant for a brief time.

There are a mass of different named rhodohypoxis, though most are just selections of R. baurii. Essentially they come in sugar pink, deep pink to red, white, bicoloured variations and occasional double forms. They are really easy to grow and multiply up most satisfyingly, with one proviso. The rhizomes are tiny and dark brown – sometimes not unlike the clawed ranunculus and other times just small, brown lumps. This means they are alarming anonymous when dormant and I am sure that is when most people forget where they are and either flay them round when weeding or plant something on top of them. If in doubt, plant them in a pot and sink the whole pot in the garden while you build up numbers.

With a rhodohypoxis expert staying here this week, we had a discussion on whether these bulbs are technically tubers, corms or rhizomes. The internet uses all terms interchangeably. The decision came down fair and square on rhizome status.

First published in the Waikato Times and reprinted here with their permission.

Garden lore

It surprised him to discover that gardening, for all its air of prelapsarian serenity, is furiously competitive, frequently indulged in by the envious, the deceitful, the quietly criminal.

The Pedant in the Kitchen by Julian Barnes (2003).

Onehunga weed or prickle weed in the lawn.

Onehunga Weed

Onehunga Weed

The greatest curse of the lawn is the prickly Onehunga weed. If you know you had it last year – prickles in the feet- now is the time to act. It will take several years to eradicate entirely, but it will get worse if you leave it. You want to break the cycle and stop it from setting seed in early summer. These weeds are annuals – usually they germinate in autumn, romp away in spring (right now, in fact), flower, set seed and prickles and die as lawns dry out over summer. If you only have a little, hand weed it. There are specific sprays developed for Onehunga weed (ask at your local garden centre). We prefer to let the grass grow considerably longer than usual and then follow up in two to three weeks time by cutting it very short – scalping it in fact. The growth stretches the Onehunga weed up and it does not survive being cut very short. Timing is of the essence – if you leave it too late, the prickles and seeds will be developing. Onehunga weed does best in poor conditions. It is not so good at competing in a lush, healthy lawn.

Outdoor Classroom – pruning wisteria


Wisterias are vigorous vines which lose all their leaves in winter. You can not plant them and leave them. If you are not going to prune them at least once a year, you may be wiser to take out the whole plant. After several years of less than thorough pruning, this particular plant had multiple runners which had escaped and run along both the base and the top of the block wall for at least fifteen metres. Planted against a house they will split the spouting if left unchecked.


Wisterias flower on old growth so you can’t cut them off at the base and get flowers this season. Look at the plant and decide the shape you want. Check the old stems for borer and rot. Wisterias are vulnerable to the borer larvae. Cut out any bad damage. Choose which stems and canes you wish to keep. You probably don’t need to keep them all.

Take out all thin or surplus canes and growths, starting from the base of the plant. Some wisterias are grafted. If you can see where the graft is, you must cut off any growths below that because they will be from the vigorous root stock which will be a stronger grower. This is a cutting grown plant so it does not apply. Don’t put all your trust in one trunk only. It always pays to train a replacement alongside it. The older and more gnarled the trunk, the more chance of borer and rot taking hold.

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Further up the plant, decide your central framework (the shape, or skeleton of the plant) and shorten all minor growths to two to four spurs (leaf buds). This is the same principle to pruning an apple tree. You can use the prunings to weave supports for other plants in the garden because they are flexible and they won’t take root easily.


Look for tell tale borer holes in remaining stems and treat these. Spraying kitchen oil or fly spray down the hole can work.

There are two main groups of wisterias, the Chinese ones (“sinensis” which just means from China) and the Japanese ones (floribunda). The Chinese ones usually have finer leaves and they flower on bare wood before the spring foliage appears. Japanese ones tend to have longer flower racemes to compensate for the fact they flower with their new growth. As a relatively random piece of information, the Chinese ones twine anti clockwise whereas the Japanese ones twine clockwise.

The high cost of “regional gardens”

The Taranaki Regional Council’s summary of their annual report arrived as an inclusion in our free community newspaper. “Duty of Leadership”, it heads itself with a wonderful air of importance. The section that interested us was the one on the regional gardens which had around $2,100,000 spent on them in the last financial year.

Just to clarify, the regional gardens do not include the likes of Pukekura Park and King Edward Park which remain with District Councils. The regional gardens are a different kettle of fish entirely to the highly valued urban spaces that city parks and gardens provide. They are comprised of Tupare and Hollards (both former private gardens of a similar size and age to our own garden) and Pukeiti (formerly a private trust garden).

When Regional Council took over these gardens, in their wisdom they decided to give free entry. Except nothing is free. It just means the entry charges have been replaced by ratepayer funding despite the fact that many of the bona fide garden visitors are tourists. So ratepayers are paying for the free entry of people from beyond the region.

The same report this week claims close to 20,000 visitors to Pukeiti last year. We wonder how entries are counted for all the gardens, given that people just walk in. Without electronic counters, there is no way of knowing how many people actually visit and I can’t say I have noticed electronic counters on Tupare’s entrances. As far as we know, Council are claiming combined visitor numbers in the vicinity of 50,000 people. That sounds great – until you divide the $2mill and find it is costing ratepayers around $40 per head for every person that sets foot in those gardens.

We question how many of those 50,000 claimed attendances are actually to see the gardens. A fair proportion are there simply because the gardens are being used as a ratepayer subsidised venue. People who go to Farmers Markets, Fun Runs (there’s an oxymoron for you), an Antiques Fair and weddings are NOT garden visitors. The gardens are merely an incidental backdrop.

Our educated guess is that the number of bona fide garden visitors who go specifically to look at lovely gardens would be less than half that figure. There just aren’t that many garden visitors around. So even if they attract 25 000 genuine garden visitors, that ratepayer subsidy leaps to $80 for every man, woman and child who sets foot in the gate.

The decision to waive all entry fees and place the full costs of these gardens on the ratepayer is one which immediately put Regional Council in direct competition with the private sector. I am still stunned at the naivety of one councillor who said to me recently, “Have you had no positive spin-off?” Well no, because Council set the value of a garden visit at a big fat zero. We see garden tours come in to the province whose itineraries include all or most of the free Council gardens and one or two small town gardens. The much vaunted cruise ship last summer is only one case in point. Of course tour participants pay an all-inclusive price so any extra profit from concentrating on the free gardens goes straight into the pockets of the tour operators.

I quote an email received by friends with a large private garden: “We plan to bring a group down to New Plymouth for 4days early Nov.& have had your gardens recommended to visit. Even though we have brought other groups to New Plymouth we have not come out to Oakura. We are looking at coming to your place either the 5th or 6th Nov. depending on the weather. Are your gardens open all year?, & is it a free council one?

In fact Council have made it much harder for the private gardens which suddenly look very expensive at a $10 per adult gate charge. But to say so publicly (as I am here), is to open oneself to accusations of self interest and sour grapes. Of course we are more interested in our own garden. What couldn’t we do with half a million dollars of public money a year? In fact the annual garden festival (the Powerco Taranaki Garden Spectacular) is the event that makes opening a private garden viable here, not the provision of very expensive regional gardens with free entry.

The Taranaki Regional Gardens have a whiff of empire building about them. Add in the rugby stadium in New Plymouth, as the Taranaki Regional Council has, and the empire expands. Bring on local body reform.

Today’s column is but the latest in a series over recent years. Earlier columns on this topic include:
1) Taranaki Regional Gardens Part 1 – first published late 2004
2) Taranaki Regional Gardens Part 2 – first published, apparently January 2005. A satirical take on the situation.
3) And Taranaki Regional Gardens Part 3 – which tells about the treatment of an unsolicited submission. When in doubt, levy accusations of self interest. This may explain why we no longer bother trying to follow the “official” channels (read: hoops to jump through) set up by Council.
4) A tale of Pukeiti Rhododendron Trust and ratepayer funding Published March 2010.
5) A letter from a ratepayer My satirical letter to the chair of the Taranaki Regional Council from July, 2010. (He never replied, of course.)